Advice from the Princess of Helium
My mother and father had a forbidden love. She was tortured to death
because of it. He does
know I was ever born. He's now a very powerful chieftan among my people.
All the other Tharks
probably make fun of him if they ever found out. They wouldn't let him play
in the Thark Games.
A very blue green woman
Tell your father who you are and then plant a fat, sloppy kiss on his
cheek. Personally, I think
exterior green men are known for is all a front for a cuddly soul. You go,
I've been telling the woman I love that it doesn't matter if her brain
has been transplanted into
body of an evil jeddara. But the truth is, it does matter. Tur! She is
BUTT-UGLY now. I gag every
time I look
The other Jasoomian
Men are scum.
How did this Barsoomian taboo against marrying a woman whose fiance you
have killed ever
I hate it.
A Jealous Swordsman
I think it's just a plot device.
Do Jasoomian men, uhmm, you know. Have bigger swords?
Yes. And they really know how to sak.
Emma and I have been wondering when you and Uncle Jack will be coming for
bedroom is all made up. But, Aunt Dejah, please try to observe Earth customs
in regards to
proper attire in
broad daylight this time.
I was treated most rudely by your City Guard during my last stay on
Jasoom. Frankly, I don't
see what John
Carter ever saw in that planet. Perhaps a visit to the family plantation in
Virginia would be better
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