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All material pertaining to the Legend of the Spider-Yoda is the property of Knerfherder.

All material to Metallica is the property of someone. I just haven't figured out who yet.

Lab animals(all of them cute and furry, of course) were tortured and subjected to tests at this site. Please send all complaints about this matter to Geocities. They said it was for the betterment of science and just plain fun(sickos!).

All sublimial messages are provided by Judas Priest. Kill your parents!.

Most of the graphics here have been created and/or altered by Ryan Jahnke and taking anything from this site without permission is in violation of being naughty. If anything that is clearly mine and has been taken without my permission will be whipped with a wet sock(no, not a noodle!) and beaten with a rubber chicken. Hack up a fur ball, you horse jockey.

All material pertaining to nothing are here to take up cyberspace and piss off the viewer. Ya, pissed off yet?

We apologize for that last line, the person that wrote that line has been beaten and sacked!

Any cheese found on this site is not to be eaten without care. The cheese may have been peed on by transexual lactating circus monkeys.

We apologize again for that last line, the person who beat and sacked the last guy has been beaten and sacked also.

I would like to thank these people for the help making this site possible or just feel like thanking:

Geocities(of course, you silly twit), George Lucas, Metallica, Steve-Lord of the Undead, Hugo the Small, Mom, Rocky, Paul Lord Animal, Ryan Horn, Schlog, Frank Gifford, Secretary of Wood, Conan the Librarian, Paula Jones, Bobo the Clown, Chad Miller, the Rock'em Sock'em Robots, Eric the Bob, and you. I would also like to thank myself for not going insane while creating and updating this site. The question is that, is there anyone who really knows how to spell potato? If I forgot anyone let me know! I couldn't live with myself. Oh...poopie!

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