|Alright, this is my page...I have NO CLUE what I am doing with it...and not overly concerned about it....
Any suggestions? Ideas? Somehow, I didn't figure any of you would...You probably have enough of a problem with your own webpages, huh?
|So, this is why they're extinct.......hmmmm
|What??? You want to know about me? No you don't...lol...Someone tricked you into thinking that, I bet. Besides...there wouldn't be much to tell. I'm pretty much your average, everyday, warped individual.|
|Alright.....you really want to know? Prove it.|
|Alright, fine...Let me tell you a little bit about me...I just *love* holidays..Any holiday! Birthdays, National Hat Day, New Years, Easter, Xmas..They are all such good excuses to get presents! Just kidding...well...kinda...I always do something special/unique for holidays. Just for all you wonderful people I have placed a picture of me at Easter on this page!|
|By the way, not only am I a warped individual but much of my humor is decidedly adult. It would be best if you were of a mature age or at least 18 years old. If not, the blame is all on your dog. Any questions? Comments from the peanut gallery?|
|Now, I have 3 wonderful ummm...well...obnoxious little pipsqueak cats...Sneaky is 2 years old, male, and never shuts up! Regardless of what I throw at him- shoes, papers, paper clips..
Next, we have Piper..9 month old female kitten..scared of anything that moves, breathes, or makes noise. Period. And last, but not least, Seven...my adventurous little angel girl..Also 9 months old (Yes, you intelligent person you, same litter as Piper) She hasn't met a stranger yet! They all love having fun-I have included a picture of what they consider to be a good time....
|Okay...so if you are warped enough to want to learn more about me...Let's head on over to the next page.....alright?|