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Can you accept the challenge of the arena? Can you compete against a group of talented writers with a variety of styles? Can you use your wits to preform the tasks given you? If you think you can, you are about to enter a world which few dare enter. If you can, you will be respected by those who cannot. If you can, you'll probably just kill a few minutes, but in the long run, what's a few minutes here and there? :)
If you cannot accept this challenge, please exit now. It would be far better to have you leave now as a coward than remain and contaminate the truely bold. ...er something. Anyway, choose your destiny:
The path to greatness The path of cowards