God sucks! You suck!
WE ALL FUCKING SUCK!
Jesus likes it up the ass! Just like you. Annnnnnnd... he's a fudge packer!
I wipe my ass with your bible.
I saw Him the other day and he was fucking the three wise men.
Jesus is a figment of your imagination and he's ugly!
Written by 4 fucking catholics! No, we're not really fucking you sick bastard!
I AM YOUR MOM'S SEX WHORE!
God came to my door and knocked, he was a fucking horny bitch.