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Since Wednesday the 10th of February, 1999

This site is best viewed with an internet enabled computer, frames enabled browser, 800x600 or higher resolution, 16bit or higher colour depth,
some big crankin speakers (subwoofer recommended), cerebral cortex with english language translation capabilities.. and a warped sense of humour!
If you wish.. you may attempt to view this site with a hamster on a dreadmill connected to a paper cup with a length of string
attached to a TV screen and a ouji board.. but I don't like your chances!!
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