Juice King


I shall first tell you the tale...THEN you can sign the guestbook

This is the story of the birth of the Tangelo. The holiest of all citrus fruits.

There once was a beautiful young Tangerine. The only thing in the world she desired was to procreate. One day she saw a young strapping grapefruit. She knew her parents would object to her love. Therefore, they courted in secret. One day while she was picnicing with her forbidden love, she asked, "do you love me?". Her manly grapefruit love answered, "of course I do". This response gave her confidence to ask the next impending question. "Would you like to breed?", the young grapefruit was so excited about his chance about his chance to mate with the prettiest Tangerine in town that he forgot to wear protection. And so the bastard son of a Tangerine and Grapefruit was born. And the people called him Tangelo, and ate him with great joy. He was proclaimed king of all citrus fruits, and still is today

In The Beginning...The Saga Continues

For those of you who've received a less than adequate education..

And now for something completely unrelated..well..I guess not, because cows will one day rule the world (under the Tangelo of course)

the best thing since before sliced bread

Queen Bouncy's Super Silly Award Mr. Prassard's Seal of Approval

The Sisters of the Righteous Tangelo, the makers of this glorious page have won many awards, but in all our genius, have only decided to post these two, as they are the most important.

We have decided to rid ourselves of that silly guestbook..but we'll probably get a new one soon, so just relax

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