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Desi Jokes

How do you drown an Pakistani girl ? • Put a Mirror at the bottom of the pool.

What do you call an Pakistani Girl with half a brain ? • Gifted

What is the difference between a good looking Pakistani girl and Bigfoot ? • Bigfoot has been spotted.

What do Pakistani girls and dog crap have in common ? • The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

What's the difference between an Pakistani girl and a terrorist ? • You can negotiate with a terrorist

What is the difference between a Pakistani woman and a Pakistani man? The woman has more facial hair.

How do you get a one-armed desi out of a tree?• Wave.

What do you do if a desi throw a gernade at you?• Pull the pin and throw it back.

Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, an Pakistani girl and a good looking Pakistani girl were walking down the street when they spotted a $10 bill. Who picks it up ?• The Pakistani girl because there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a good looking Pakistani girl.

Desi's legs are so hairy that when they walk down the street people ask can i pet you dogs

Desi's are so stupid that when you say drinks are on the house they go on the roof.

Why did a desi wife cross the street?•Nevermind that who told her she could do that and who bought her shoe's

Some Desi's seem to think to think that my jokes are a little offensive. I think that the only reason these people are mad is that they already married a desi girl. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Some people are smart and think this is the best page on the web. They are the men.

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