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DESTROY THE EMPIRE TO SAVE IT
BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!
Brother Klingons, have you noticed that our once glorious Empire
has become a cesspool? Indeed, haven't you noticed that fandum in general
has become one vast sick joke? Look at our so-called "leaders". Haven't
you wondered how these geebs wound up in control? Making you worry about
their power games, their "rank" and "fleet organization" bull? This is
because incompetence, like scum, rises to the top. You joined fandum for
the fun-- now it's a living hell, and you are trapped in it. You wanted
to be creative and original --now, you jump through their hoops on command
to get those precious "points" to gain "status" in "their" club. You became
klingon to escape the pink fangeeks running STARFLEET-- only to find yourself
enthralled to Klingeeks who are far worse than you ever imagined. You thought
fandum was just a hobby. But a vast, insidious KONSPIRACY of bureau creeps
and SMOF-scum has made it a (b)anal way of life-- with them in the Big
House and you in the Outhouse!!
FANDUM FOR THE STRONG, THE FREE, AND THE INSANE!!!
You don't have to be the boot in their game of Monopoly. Play your
own game instead. A new game, in which you get back the fun you joined
fandum for in the first place. Gamble on your previously untapped reserves
of luck instantly by turning to the one Klingon who can guide you through
the rules of the game with no rules. The Galactic Game master himself --
K'Bob. K'Bob comes in this dark time on a divine mission; not to halt the
degeneracy of the Klingon Empire but ACCELERATE IT!!! Instead of the whinny
slave morality of the Black Fleet. K'Bob offers up a wild anarchistic religion
for all Klingons -- THE ULTIMATELY VICTORIOUS CHURCH OF THE SUBKLIN. This
is the only true church for warriors, FOR IT OFFERS MAXIMUM GLORY FOR MINIMUM
EFFORT, as well as new, challenging and fun ways to destroy one's enemies.
SubKlin pursue their Klingon Creativity and glory to the utmost, with honor
conferred to those who do --or cleverly trick others into doing for them--
instead of the parasites who rule. K'Bob can lead us to victory in this
divine mission because, like his human counterpart, he has a direct deal
with the alien space god jH'hovQha-one, and he is also the living embodiment
of SLACK. Slack cannot be defined, but it is the quality which makes fun
in fandum possible. Unfortunately, the SMOF-scum, the Imperial Fleet weenies,
the PinkFeds and KlinPinks, have stolen much of it from the rest of us
--BECAUSE WE ALLOWED IT TO BE STOLEN WHEN WE ACCEPTED THE "RULE" OF SELF-APPOINTED
MAXIMUM LEADERS AND FLEET LEADERS. Creatures of such blindness and venality
that their egotistical belief in their power makes them think they have
the right to persecute anyone who threatens their delusion world and stamp
out any vestige of any originality and independence. They want fandum as
a vast empire-of-sheep to be perpetually screwed from behind, rather than
the fun hobby it's supposed to be. These vermin and their slavish dupes
are the Konspiracy threatening to destroy the Klingon soul --AND THEY CONTROL
THE EMPIRE!!! But the growing legions of K'Bob's SubKlin are rising in
revolt against this (b)anal dictatorship. And like true Klingon warriors,
we will take Slack --as is our due. This is the first of the Church's two
Supreme Credos : THE SUBKLIN WILL TAKE BACK OUR SLACK! The other is : IF
ORGANIZED FANDUM IS A BUST, THE ONLY SANE RESPONSE... IS DISORGANIZED FANDUM!!!!
MAKING CHAOS OUR PLAYTHING!!!
You too can destroy cliques, set SMOF's at each others throats,
and learn to think for yourself --with our help. Write to the email below
and find out where to send a SASE and you will get a neat, slack filled
pamphlet with tips on how to remake reality in your own image, make the
Pinks and Fangeeks play your game instead of you playing theirs. Claim
"undeserved" glories and rank for yourself in the new, wild and woolly
Klingon Empire you help create. And if you are exceptionally, stupidly
lucky, you might make something at it --but only if your EXPLOITATION Powers
are sufficiently developed (not the case in most, sad to say). So what
are you waiting for!? REPENT! DESERT THE FLEET! SLACK OFF!!!! Rally to
the glorious banner od K'Bob in the anti-clique-in-a-clique-ridden-fandum.
And if the SMOF-scum don't like it, so what?!!! In the face of their hatred
you have the Church's Divine Declaration :
THE SUBKLINGON FANDIMENTALISM FOUNDATION EMAIL
See A slack filled klingon here!!
Desert your fleet here!!