Um..... yeah.

Ever heard of those hack'n'slash roleplaying games where the main part of the adventure is about grabbing the closest large object to use as some kind of weapon and attempting to kill the creature breathing down your neck to get better at it and increase in power? Well, this isn't one of those games.

Anyway, as you can see I'm the keeper of the World Portal. I've let worse than you through, but I'll still need you to prove to me you're really ready for this. First, there are some things you ought to know...


About Um

This is everything you've ever wanted to know about Um..... it's history, geography, physics, and whatnot. A lot of good background information as well as a wealth of useless information you'll never want to clap eyes on again.


All those brave or foolish enough. Ave, morituri te salutant! Well, I'm sure that if you're still interested after reading the demise of these personas then you're welcome to ask me for more information....


Keep within dates and times of Um. Calendars, regular assignments, and perhaps even something that could be on time might be found here... but don't bet on it!

What's New?

The Um Newsletter, never mind the mess, it's all here. Even the reason why there aren't as many people around here as just a minute ago... hey, wait, where are you going? Come back!

Getting In...

This is where to go if I haven't scared you off by now. Can't say I didn't warn you.


Now you know the truth. Enter the World Portal if you wish, otherwise begone, and don't let me catch you bribing me because I'm afraid I'm not that shallow (although for, say, that neat purse of gold you have there, I could make an exception...)

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