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Weekends of 10/30 and 11/13 1999 Clan Members going to TRF
November 6, 1999 Clan Gathering at Raymond's
New Year's Eve Clan Gathering 2KY at Raymond's
July 2000 Clan has been invited to the Mountain Man Gathering in New Mexico
Details to follow soon
The Clan has recently been seen in the vicinity of Hawkwood Ren Faire.
It is rumored that the Clan was involved in a revolt against the Constable at Hawkwood. Seems the Constable was guilty of abusing his power against members of the Clan, as well as being incapable of spelling the MacPolk Clan name correctly on an arrest warrant. The Clan made an appeal to the Sherriff who promptly de-frocked the Constable and tossed his arse in the hole. After several shouts for a hanging, the boisterous crowd finally settled for a public "fruiting".
Lark MacPolk has written a song to commemorate this milestone event
in the History of the Clan...
Here is her song. Click for the words and to hear the audio file: Public Fruiting
Lark has also written a special original song for the Clan MacPolk.
Get the words and listen to A Song for Clan MacPolk
Our Amorous Lives are no Joke;
Tell ye Lassies Real,
We'll Make ye Squeal!
Stroke! Baa! Stroke!
Clan Wenches' Toast
We are the Wenches MacPolk,
Our Amorous Lives are No Joke,
Our Lads they wear Kilts
We Feel with No Guilt,
Stroke By Stroke!!
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