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 We have 3 realistic alternatives: (1) Sit here and get blown up

(2) Stand here and get blown up (3) Jump up and down, shout at

me for not being able to think of anything, then get blown up.

- Holly

 A superlative suggestion sir, with just two minor flaws: one, we don't

have any defensive shields and two, we don't have any defensive shields.

I know that, technically, that's only one flaw, but it was such a big

one I thought I'd mention it twice.

- Kryten


 Cat: Hi, buddy!

Inq: This is your judgment day, bud. I gotta be cruel. There can't be no favours.

Cat: I'm hearing you on FM.

Inq: I have to ask you the question. Justify your existence. What contribution

have you made?

Cat: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful ass.

Inq: Well, that's true.

Cat: Can I go now?

Inq: That's your case?

Cat: You need more?

Inq: Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.

Cat: Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy, but a shallow guy with a great ass.

Inq: Somtimes you astonish even me.

Cat: Thank You!






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