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LOOK, TO BE HONEST, HAVING A SITE WITH "FREQUENTLY ASKSED QUESTIONS" ON IT IS JUST TOO DAMN SAD..

WE HATE IT EVEN MORE WHEN ITS CALLED "FAQ's".

LITTLE BUTTONS OR LINKS TO FAQ's ARE PROOF THAT THE INTERNET IS MAINTAINED BY LITTLE GEEKS.

IF YOU ARE LOOKING AT THIS PAGE THEN, YOU TOO, ARE ON THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL TO GIMPSVILLE ARIZONA!

IF YOU THINK YOUR QUESTION IS IMPORTANT ENOUGH, OR, THAT WE WOULD BE EVEN BOTHERED TO ANSWER IT THEN EMAIL US .....IF NOT, OUR SELECTION OF "F.U.A.s" (FREQUENTLY USED ANSWERS) SHOULD COVER ANY QUESTION YOU HAVE :-).