The priest stepped up to the tee and hit the ball, which landed right in the sand trap. The priest slammed his club down and yelled, "Goddamn it, I missed!"
The nuns were shocked and said, "Father you mustn't say that, you'll incur the wrath of God!"
The priest went over and hit the ball, which landed five feet away in the sand trap, the priest said, "Goddamn it I missed again!"
Again the nuns warned him, "Father, you mustn't say that, you'll make God angry."
The priest whacked the ball again, this time it flew straight up in the air and landed at his feet. The priest stomped his feet and yelled, " Goddamn it! I missed again!!"
Just as the nuns were about to warn him again, a bolt of lightening came down from the sky and killed one of the nuns...
From above a thundering voice said, "GODDAMN IT!! I MISSED AGAIN!!!"