* "Never underestimate the power of a pig and his tuba!" Hampton, (Tiny Toons).

* "May the Rock-N-Roll be with you...always." --Dick Clark, (Viva Variety).

* "We're still part of the wall of sound, we're just silent bricks." (Veronica's Closet).

* "Remember! It's a pop quiz...If you study, I'll know!" --Dick, (Third Rock From the Sun).

* "Blessed are the meek, for they shall be SLAUGHTERED!" --A fryer, (Blackadder).

* "I'm a professional. I'm not supposed to ad lib!!" (Radioland Murders).

* "Malibu Mystery Bishop." (SNL)

* "What? Was he beat up by gay, Mexican Jews as a child??" (Comedy Showcase).

* "Damn! She's dead again!" (High Stakes).

* "Oh my God, Kenny killed Death! You bastard?" (South Park).

* "Don't jump or I'll shoot!" --A cop, (Radioland Murders).

* "It's just the biochemical fuzz in the lint trap of your mind." --Dick, (3rd Rock...).

* "There's nothing worse than a wimpy pie." --Some cooking show that I was watching.

* "You don't just kill me and walk away." --Calisto, (Xena: Warrior Princess).

* "I am trying to protect you, short little white girl!" --Angela, (Boy Meets World).

* "At least you're deep enough to realize you're shallow." --Niles, (Frasier).

* "I am standing up for anyone who has ever been hurt or had a family member hurt by an evil cheerleader." --Cher, (Clueless. The TV series.).

* "Let's go kick some sis-boom-butt!" --Cher, (Clueless)

* "You're probably the first hooker in history to cause seisure and cerebral hemorage." --Marty, (This World and Then the Fireworks).

* "Okay, so I'm a genius not an engineer." --Aramis, (Man in the Iron Mask, 1998).

* "We must eat, drink and make love to life!" --Porthos, (Man in the Iron Mask, 1998).

* "Death ain't no way to make a living." --Judge, (The Frighteners).

* "You are violating my territorial bubble!" --Special Agent Dammers, (The Frighteners).

* "The old express bus to hell. No lines. No wait." --Cyrus, (The Frighteners).

* "There are no obstacles, merely challenges." --Lord Mountbatten, (Dieppe).

* "People with no reason to live tend to live a lot longer." --Kevin Neelan, (Saturday Night Live)

* "You gotta grab life by the lips and yank as hard as you can." --Wierd Al, (UHF).

* "Hands can say so much more than words." --Merlin, (Merlin).

* "It's just when they're naked and cavorting in a haze of marijuana, it gives them somewhere to hang their keys." --Constable Goody talking about 'nipple rings,' (The Thin Blue Line).

* "You better eat your gun before it gets cold." --Mike Hammer, (Hammer).

* "I think he's got a soup in his fly." --Mike Hammer.

* "There's a Febee on my sandwich!!" --Chandler, (Friends).

* Shelmadine: "You are hurt madam?"
Orlando: "I'm dead sir."
Shelmadine: "Dead? That's serious. Can I help?"
Orlando: "Will you marry me?"
Shelmadine: "Ma'am, I would gladly, but I fear my ankle is twisted."

--Billy Zane (Shelmadine) & Tilda Swinton (Lady Orlando) from the movie Orlando

* "Of all the things I've lost, I think I miss my mind the most." --Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza, (Silence of the Hams)

* "Never interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!" -McComb, (TimeCop)

* "You will give me what I want. That's just the way it is. And the sooner you figure that out, the better." --Billy Zane as 'The Collector' (Tales from the Crypt: Demon Knight)

* "Get your Italian loafers outa my bedpan!" --Dan Akroyd as the old judge, (Nothing But Trouble)

* "No smoking in the skull cave!" (The Phantom)

* "You are what you do." --Xena, (Xena: Warrior Princess)

* "...When in doubt, a Marine would call a lightpole 'Sir.'" --Tom Clancy, (Without Remorse, p. 410)

* "What are you? Products of the first marriage twixt woman and gerbil?!" --Rimmer, (Red Dwarf)

* "There is no point in being grown up if you can't be childish sometimes!" --Dr. Who

* "None of us can choose where we will love..." --Erik, (Phantom by Susan Kay)

* "Walking around with a love locked inside you is like playing a symphony in a desert... It's beautiful but what's the point when nobody is there to hear it?" --Rob Petrie,(The Dick Van Dyke Show)

* "I'm so tired....I can't wait to get vertical!" --my pal Lisa during our trip to San Fran (and yes...she WAS sober).

* "Where there's a will, there's a way, even if you can't march and play!!!" --me =)

* "An ounce of perversion is worth a pound of cure!" --Ted Baxter, ( The Mary Tyler Moore Show )

* "Flash, I love you! ....But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!!!!" --Flash Gordon

* "I've always thought bathrooms have good accoustics, but that doesn't mean I want to sing there!" --me (again)

* "My boyfriends have stood me up more than the French national anthem!" --Babs Bunny doing an impression of Fifi, (Tiny Toons).

* "Never lick things in the lab!" --Dr. Krueger, my freshman chem prof.

* "Entropy is WONDERFUL!" --Dr. Evans, another of my freshman chem profs.

* "That's why they call it the jungle sweetheart." --Indiana Jones, (Temple of Doom).

* "Hellooooooooo NURSE!" --Animaniacs.

* "A man is not old until his regrets replace his dreams." --J. Barrymore

* "Come D'Artagnan....we're saving the king!" --Porthos, (Three musketeers ---> The latest, Disney version).

* "Our love is like a red, red rose and I am a little THORNY!" --The Mask

* "When you're not near the one you love, you love the one you're near" --Alec Calendar, (May To December).

* "I am loser, hear me groan." --Timon, (Timon & Pumbaa).

* "Always left holding the bobcat!" --Me while watching Jay Leno hold onto a bobcat.

* "The thing about faith...if you don't have it, you can't understand it; if you do, no explanation is necessary." --Kira, (Star Trek, Deep Space Nine).

* "For heights and depths no man can reach, God gave man music---the soul's own speech" --Tolstoy.

* "Not all who wander are lost." --seen on a bumper sticker in Washington