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Personal Information

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1. My name is:
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   My email address is:
3. My telephone number is:
4. The best time to call me is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER (I didn't leave a phone number) during the working day, 9am to 5pm during the evening, 6pm to 10pm late at night, 11pm to 6am whenever you want, it's a 0891 number immediately after Hell freezes over
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5. My homepage/URL is:
6. I am filling out this form: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER for fun, but wouldn't mind a reply for fun, and do NOT want a reply I think I'm in love against my better judgement because I'm really bored because no one else will for a deep meaningful relationship becuase you're my destiny because those damn voices told me to
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7. I live: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER London USA Portugal Santarem ( Portugal ) on Earth within the confines of Terra's solar system on a different dimensional plane in the hearts and minds of all men
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8. I live in a: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER house dorm apartment cocoon box
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Physical Attributes

1. Genderwise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER male (umm.. try a different form) female unsure (umm.. try a different homepage)
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2. Agewise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER under 18 between 18 and 22 between 23 and 29 between 30 and 39 between 40 and 49 between 50 and 59 between 60 and 69 between 70 and 6 ft. under 14...with experience Age isn't important!
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3. Heightwise, I am: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a Smurf between 3' and 4' between 4' and 4'6" between 4'6" and 5' between 5' and 5'6" between 5'6" and 6' between 6' and 7' an Amazon Height isn't important!
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4. Weightwise, I am: (in Kilos) NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER lighter than air slightly heavier than air under 50 between 50 and 60 between 60 and 70 between 70 and 80 between 80 and 90 between 90 and 100 Sorry..not heavier than that on Weight Watchers Weight isn't important!
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5. My eyes are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER brown blue green hazel sexy different colors near the top of my head
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6. Colorwise, my hair is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER brunette blonde red green purple blue white invisible Hair color isn't important!
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7. Lengthwise, my hair is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER down to my feet down to my waist down to my shoulders just plain down shorter than Sinead O' Connor's inside my scalp
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8. My breasts are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER like watermelons like grapefruits like oranges like grapes like...around here somewhere similar to each other Breast size isn't important!
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Work/Play

1. My status is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER single divorced widowed soon-to-be-divorced soon-to-be-widowed
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2. Popularity-wise, I have: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER many friends a few close friends only imaginary friends not even imaginary friends uhh, does the Internet count?
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3. My best friend is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER female male imaginary dead my dog my cat You
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4. At work, I'm most likely to use the following phrase: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER (I don't work) Let's have a meeting to discuss that I'll have the network back up in a jiffy This code can be made more efficient Boy, this is heavy I'll do anyhting for £30 Ya want fries with that? Let me ask my pimp. Will work for food
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Bizarre

1. If I were a computer disk, I'd be: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a floppy- slow and small a 100 meg hard disk- fast and small a 1 gig hard disk- fast and big a Bernoulli disk- slow and big write-protected pre-formatted confused by this question
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2. Don't answer this question: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER O.K. sure why not?
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3. If I were a flavor of ice cream, I'd be: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER vanilla chocolate licorice pistacho almond melting on your sexy body confused by this question
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4. The answer to the mysterious dirty hidden question is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER my birthday suit a rear-view mirror Prince!...and I am funky! on a pedestal under a glass moon down in front
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Interests

1. I like dogs: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER as pets as someone else's pets more than I like people in ways that cannot be imagined in a light vinegar sauce I don't like dogs
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2. Favorite television show:
3. I watch television: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER NEVER very rarely less than 10 hours a week about 10 to 15 hours a week about 10 to 15 hours a day What is television when I can cruise the net continously since birth
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4. Computer-wise, I: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER am computer-illiterate know how to cruise WWW can play video games can play Doom can write video games am altering this form as I fill it out
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5. Musically, my tastes run towards: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER boring classical music teeth-grinding heavy metal melody-less rap music incoherent jazz short-lived popular rock Whatever you like David Fado
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6. My favorite band(s) is/are:
7. The last time I saw a concert: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER Bethoven was still among the living Buddy Holly was still among the living Jimi Hendrix was still among the living Elvis Presley was among the living John Lennon was among the living Andy Gibb was still among the living Freddie Mercury was still among the living Kurt Cobain was still among the living Shannon Hoon was still among the living Jerry Garcia was still among the Dead Tupac Shakur was still among the living Why are you so obsessed with dead people? Who the hell are these dead people? Within the last month Within a week I am filling out this application while waiting backstage
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8. Saved by the Bell is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER two four-letter words some sort of television show a series of television shows an entertaining comedy program a reason for living
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Personal Beliefs

1. I believe women are: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER inferior to men superior to men equal to men inferior in some ways, superior in others not all alike more equal than men a threat
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2. A woman's place is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER iwith David in the kitchen in the bedroom with her man on the Internet wherever she may roam
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3. Life: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER is a gift is a challenge is what you make of it is brought to you live without commercial interupption is nothing without David sucks
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Intelligence

1. Estimated IQ: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER uhhh, what's an IQ? below 80 between 80 and 100 between 100 and 120 between 120 and 150
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2. I majored/am majoring in: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER I haven't attended college mathematics (please no!!!) computer science Music visual communication design psychology biology administration registration prestadigitation medidation deforestation a radio station sex
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3. Highest level of education completed: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER none elementary school middle school/junior high school high school bachelor's degree master's degree doctoral degree post-doctoral work I can count to 10
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4. The Internet is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER a network of independant computers working together a source of information and entertainment something Netscape invented full of all sorts of raunchy stuff really peachy keen a great place for meeting guys
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5. 2+2 is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER 4 5 Don't know
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Compatibility

1. I think David is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER unusually cute boyishly handsome dashingly sexy Too good to be True drop-dead gorgeous I haven't seen his picture Why aren't there more choices?
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2. The name David : NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER reminds me of the chiming of noontime bells sounds soft, sweet, and delicate really turns me on It Sucks !!! The five sweetest letters in the world
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3. My idea of the perfect evening is: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER dinner and a movie dinner and dancing dinner, a cigarette, a blindfold, and a priest a walk under the stars Busking something completely spontaneous and unpredictable watching sitcoms at home anything, as long as I can spend it with David washing my hair
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4. I want to be David's girlfriend because: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER well, who doesn't? his loneliness calls to me I am clinically insane I love Portuguese guys if I can make it there, I can make it anywhere I have very low self-esteem I lost a bet he makes me hot I want to make love to him like a crazed weasel
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5. I visit David's World: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATE ANSWER this is my first visit once a week once a day I want to live here!
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6. I was refered to David's World from: NO ANSWER/ALTERNATIVE ANSWER David a friend a link on another page a search engine the voices in my head my therapist Destiny
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