The Prophecies...
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It is the year 2008. The world has changed--cars are flying, Intel has made Pentium processors for the brain, Woodrose conducts its classes via the internet & its vast alumnae now prowl about the world making a name for themselves... but for batch 1998, this year will commemorate not only a decade after their high school graduation but also a turning point in their lives, when each of them stops to recollect what has transpired over the past ten years...


DENISE - Tired of solving for solutions of solutes & solvents, she has finally found solace, solitude, & solemnity in the hills of Baguio.

ERIKA - While delivering her 13th child, Erika denounces Einstein's equation E=mc2 & proves that E actually equals GR3.

ALTO - After high school graduation, she was so desperate to enter UP that she assumed the role of the Oblation. Now she is the famous author of the best-selling, fully illustrated paperback, "The Tales of Boy B."

CHESKA - Stalked by the paparazzi after having been mistaken for Fiona Apple & Alanis Morisette.

MARGIE - President of the "Hanson Forever Fan Club".

RIANE - Exported to Japan to be a cartoonist & finally achieved her life-long dream to settle on the slopes of Mt. Fuji.

MIA - Famous card dealer in the newest Las Vegas hotel & casino, "The Stable".

REA - Converted her home to a tutorial school & used her psychic powers to predict her tutees' exam questions.

BIANCA - Since her profession of teaching computer micro-engineering at Harvard University has not earned her much, Bianca decided to play Marimar as a sideline.

PRING - She is no longer "Face of the Week" but "Face of the Decade".

AILEEN P. - She has patented the Everlasting Tissue brand while rehearsing the role of an estranged daughter to Jonathan Pryce in the latest Broadway smash, "Brazilian Boy".

ANNE - Breaks through the airwaves as the latest River Maya crooner after Bambu realizes she has more talent, while remaining a loving mother & housewife. And yes... she still has to accompany Pilar to the bathroom & she still can't draw.

KATHY - Newest P.E. teacher with SSG included in her curriculum.

MAGEN - Converts the Antonino building to M&M Philippines, establishes a beauty parlor with rates higher than Rodger Craig, & continues to receive remedial Filipino classes.

..... The rest of the prophecies are coming as soon as Pat finds the time to type all of them! Please bug her!


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