A Rather Normal Notice

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Note:

The reader, who is the person reading this notice should now take notice that he ( or she depending on the genitalia of the one being notarized) has been notified that in the following text there is a notice which needs to be noted.

The NOTICE...

Please Note. For the reader to be notified he/she/it must follow these simple steps:

1. Proceed with the following notification process.
2. Follow all instructions precisely and to the letter.
3. Go in chronological order as the #'s so dictate.
4. Disregard this step.
5. Please do not curse. We'll have to kill you.
6. Please disregard step 4 and proceed to step 9.
7. Okay this priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar and...
8. Be warned.
10. If you have followed all the steps then you have successfully been notified. (Good Job!)

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