Here's an easy game to play. 
                 Here's an easy thing to say. 

                 If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, 
                 And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort. 
                 And the address of the memory makes your floppy  
                 disk abort,Then the socket packet pocket has an  
                 error to report! 

                 If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a  
                 dash, And the double-clicking icon puts your  
                 window in the trash, And your data is corrupted  
                 'cause the index doesn't hash. Then your  
                 situation's hopeless and your system's gonna  
                 crash! 

                 You can't say this? 
                 What a shame, sir! 
                 We'll find you 
                 another game, sir! 

                 If the label on the cable on the table at your  
                 house, Says the network is connected to the button  
                 on the mouse, But your packets want to tunnel on  
                 another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by  
                 the printer down the hall, And your screen is all  
                 distorted by the side affects of Gauss, So your  
                 icons in the windows are so wavy as a souse, 
                 Then you may as well reboot and go out with a  
                 bang,'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's  
                 gonna hang! 

                 When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on  
                 the disk, And the microcode instructions cause  
                 unnecessary RISC. Then you have to flash your  
                 memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly  
                 turn off the computer and be sure to tell your  
                 mom!