Chewing bubble gum and kicking ass since Sept. 02, 1997

"I am a writer, and a director, and let me tell you something, a screenplay is not a movie, it's a bunch of words. The director makes the movie. All this other bullshit can just go away..."
---John Carpenter

"The only movie (good or bad) I'll ever PAY to see twice is a John Carpenter film. All this other bullshit can just go away..."
---Mohammad Khan (creator, The "Carrpenticized" Side of the Web)

What can I say about a guy who has made some of my favorite films of all time?

Including:

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Visit the Official John Carpenter WWW site

I want to thank Marc Bright, Jesper Bjerg, and all the other wonderful JC site owners from whom I've lifted photos in order to decorate my own little shrine! You people are too cool! Vist them via my JC LINKS section!

Rules of the “Carpenticized”:
Mohammad Khan is not John Carpenter
Mohammad Khan
has never met John Carpenter
Mohammad Khan
does not know John Carpenter
Mohammad Khan
is not related to John Carpenter
Mohammad Khan
does not have John Carpenter’s email address

So what have we learned?

STOP ASKING MOHAMMAD KHAN FOR JOHN CARPENTER’S CONTACT INFO YOU BITCH!!!!

For your convenvenience, you may now choose between:

---[ FRAMES ON!!! ]---   or  ---[ FRAMES OFF!!! ]---

 

Send YOUR JC inspired cartoon to carpenticized@hotmail.com

2/14/03 Exclusive Snake Anime News!!!
2/5/03 Snake Anime Details!!!
1/16/03 HAPPY BIRTH DAY JC!!!
10/28/02 60 Seconds on AMC!!!
10/26/02 JC on AMC!!!
9/19/02 Lose Hours on The Thing!!!
9/8/02 The Thing PS2 Commercial!!!
9/4/02 Universal Has Not Offered The Thing 2 to JC!!!
8/30/02 John Carpenter Talks About EFNY DVD Bank Robbery!!!
8/30/02 The Fog - Remake!!!
8/30/02 The Thing – Part 2!!!
8/23/02 Pack of Lies!!!
8/6/02 Big Trouble Figures!!!
8/6/02 Snake Plissken Online!!!
8/5/02 More on Snake Plissken's Return!!!
7/31/02 The Voice & Face Behind Plissken in Anime & in Video Games!!!  
7/29/02 Snake Slithers Back!!!
7/28/02 John Carpenter's Snake Plissken Chronicles!!!
7/28/02 Snake's Special Edition!!!
7/19/02 Weedkiller Douses Triffid Rumor!!!
7/15/02 Vampires: Los Muertos Trashed!!!
7/8/02 Prince Of Darkness Book!!!
7/1/02 New JC Rumor Sprouting!!!

JCTV -- JC films on TV for the month.
JC MISC -- Knick-nack's and the like relating to JC --***SITE DOWN CURRENTLY***
JC NEWS -- JC stuff I find interesting.
JC LINKS -- Cool places to go on the net to see JC.
JC READIT -- Source works to JC films & other goodies.
LATEST JC -- Learn about the latest film JC is working on.
BESTEST JC -- Relive great scenes JC has put to celluloid.
JC REVIEWS -- Tons of movie reviews.
JC SUGGEST -- Movie projects I wanna see JC take on.
JC SPECIFIC -- Specific JC film links.
JC ARTICLES -- Articles on everything JC.
JC INTERVIEWED --Words from da man, nuff said.
JC ACTOR-WISH-LIST -- Actors I want to see in a JC film.
DON'T BELIEVE THE HYPE! -- Some of JC's films *shock* *gasp* aint so good. Find out why I feel this way as I go thru many JC films, leaving my comments and a bloody trail in my wake.
FROM THE BACK OF THE VIDEO COVER -- I own several JC films and have typed in what the back of the video cover had to say for each film.



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