Friday 28 September, 2007A plethora of stuff has been uploaded onto the webshite. We have plenty of new photos on the Random Nights Out page, some holiday snaps from Tenerife '07, as well as some other photos from previous holidays which have only just surfaced. Click on the twinks to be whisked away to the random photos page. |
Monday 6 August, 2007In the past few months Mock and Tim have spent countless hours coaxing and cajoling the other unruly twinks into committing themselves to a date for the holiday. After much effort, the holiday is set for later this month. The roll-call for this year's foray into the lascivious environs of Las Americas has been published and is only a click away. |
Monday 7 May, 2007James Mock has kindly submitted some fresh additions to the Dick-tionary page, which is a handy resource for those of you (Big S) who find yourself lost whenever one of our juvenile conversations gets into full swing. Consider it a "Twink's Guide" to the subtle nuances of our imaginitive linguistic dexterity. However, you'd be wise to underestimate this page - as the majority of the chat centres on cum, poofs and Big S' fashion. Click the gormless cunt's face to have a look. |
Sunday 6 May, 2007As you are sitting at home, watching normal people getting regular ass on MTV Spring Break, wondering if you'll ever get a girl drunk enough to let you put your lizard inside her again, realise that we too fail miserably most of the time. By way of proof, have a look at some of the shitey photos we've taken over the past few years from our random nights out. You'll witness gay drinks being consumed, bad moves being bust, girls being frightened, and a few absolute mingers. Click the photo to continue. |
Sunday 22 April, 2007Birds can't decide anything. They never mean what they say and they always contradict themselves. We've developed a guide based on conversations we've had with just a few of the many women we've had the misfortune of having in our lives (except Tim). This could very well be the most important read of your life, so savour it and take notes. Click the bazookas or here to begin the journey. |
Friday 20 April, 2007After several years spent in various young men down under, Declan Barrymore has announed that he is to return to Glasgow to "make a fist of it". Peculiar choice of words, however his affections for the Strike It Lucky presenter and alleged arse destroyer are well documented. In anticipation of the prodigal son's return, we've been on our best behaviour. Quality chat will be expected of the señor upon arrival. |
Tuesday 17 April, 2007Our old guide to Tenerife has been replaced with a new (and even less amusing) article on surviving the island. It's not remotely funny, and it's probably not even worth reading, to be honest. Have a look if you're desperate, but you'll be disappointed. Really. It might even make you depressed, like spending the night with a sober Big S. Maybe not that bad, but bad nonetheless. Click the photo or here to continue. |
Monday 9 April, 2007After another marathon absence, we return with some photos of Ally & Tim's latest holiday to Las Americas, Tenerife. The classy duo took to the island for a week of nonsense and returned with assholes the size of Barrymore's fist. The photos have been uploaded and can be viewed by clicking the photo or the link to Tenerife 2006 on the left. Viewer discretion is advised. More stuff on this holiday to follow (including Mein Kamph - the Tenerife Diaries). Watch this space. |
Monday 2 April, 2007Finally Joe from Bobby's Bar has been immortalised on film. You can now enjoy the dulcit tones of Tenerife's most leathery human, as he whips the Bobby's punters into a frenzy. All the classics are there: from "It don't matta where you're from..." to "Ooh la la, Bobby's Bar". Click the photo to watch the most awkward few minutes of MCing this side of Shabba Ranks. |
Monday 13 February, 2006Perhaps the most shocking item of news to (dis)grace this hallowed webshite: Ally and Big S are completely and unashamedly bent. The rest of Tha Lads -- a solidly heterosexual bunch of rogues -- are lost for words as two of their Shabba Ranks come out of the closet in the most "fabulous" manner possible. Click the photo for more on this diabolical tale of homdom. |
Sunday 11 September, 2005Some signs of life! Some video clips of Tha Lads' latest venture ot Tenerife have finally been uploaded onto the site and can be viewed by clicking the alluring photo of Big S' cheeks. Photos and all sorts of other nonsense will no doubt make their way onto the site in due course if the twinks ever ordain to bother themselves. |
Wednesday 7 September, 2005After another bout of apathy, tha webshite staggers into action with a pathetic update. Some old photos of last year's trip to Barcelona to watch Celtic in the UEFA Cup have been added. James, Tim and a host of other twinks came crawling out of the woodwork for some serious drinking and a gemme a' Higgy-style fitba. Old skool? Gold skool. Click the photo to continue. |
Saturday 14th May, 2005Would you Adam-and-Eve it? Tha Lads are set to return to Tenerife to continue the good work begun in 1998! Three brave twinks will endure long, hot days by the pool, balmy evenings in some Spanish bars, and sweaty nights busting moves and subjecting ladies to some of the worst chat you're ever likely to hear. It's tough... damn tough. Click the photo to continue. |
Saturday 5th March, 2005We have gathered some information on Tha Lads and their activities. No longer shall you wonder "whatever happened to that faggot called Tim?" or "what happened to Big S's shirt?". Here are the answers to all your lad-themed questions. Yes, it's an update on current twink status. Click the photo to view it in all it's glory. |
Saturday 5th February, 2005Some photos have been shifted from various cameraphones onto the webshite. Nothing greatly of interest, but at least it's an update. So click to see Big S profilin' and smilin', or James looking unfathomably gay, or even one of Tim's massive shits then get click-happy. You can also see some poor quality action shots of the Shack (RIP) here and here. Also, the messageboard is now working again. |
Sunday 6th February, 2005Shabba Ranked as Tha Lads' themetune, Mint Royale's Sexiest Man In Jamaica (or Biggest Man In Jamaica, if you're Big S.) has been a constant source of amusement to the band of twinks. Now, the enigmatic origins of the track have been revealed. Click here to watch a video clip of the track; alternatively, click here or on the photo to read the article. |
Sunday 6th February, 2005After almost two years out of commission, Tha Lads' webshite is now back up & running. Nothing much has changed -- there's still fuck-all new stuff, but the site is working. There are shitloads of photos from Faliraki which will be available soon. Other than that, Declan's still living in Australia (aka "sucking Aussie cock"), Ally's soon to return from Italy (aka "sucking Italian cock"), James is still a deviant, Tim is still gay, and Big S. is a rugby player's wife. |
Saturday 28th November, 2004Firefighters from Strathclyde Fire Brigade (Declan's favourites) tackled a serious fire at the Shack nightclub on the morning of 26 November 2004 - the night after the club's 4th anniversary party. The fire at the Shack severely damaged the former Elgin Place Congregational Church, an "A" listed building. The shell remained intact but was deemed unsafe, and the building was sadly demolished at the end of December 2004. |
Saturday 26th July, 2003Better late than never! Tha Lads have uploaded their photos from the Christmas 2002 night out. The Shack was the venue, and it did not disappoint. Drugan appeared, and we tried our utmost to poke fun at his bowel habits... I'm pretty sure the joke wore thin ages ago, but we were loving it! Click the photo to continue. |
Monday 19th May, 2003Since it's the season of examinations, Tha Lads have uploaded a "special" exam paper for you to attempt. Funny in parts, childish in others, this paper will serve as a nice space-filler until something interesting happens to us. Until then, click here or the photo of a studious twink to do the fuckin' exam... then beat it, eh? |
Sunday 18th May, 2003Due to popular demand (or, more specifically, a lack of anything remotely interesting to write here), Tha Lads have published a set of photos in the hope that some cunt somewhere might be able to locate Andy, Fast, and Ru -- although we're not that bothered about the last gimpoid mentioned. These lewd ladies have slipped into obscurity in a Lord Lucan-stylee, and were last seen atop three throbbing cocks somewhere in Glasgow. |
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Wednesday 7th May, 2003 Reports from abroad seem to confirm what Tha Lads have feared may happen... the closure of Veronicas, Tenerife. According to the HolidayTruths.co.uk website, the local government has decided to gradually deconstruct the Veronicas strip in favour of new developments (hotels, casinos, etc.) designed to attract a "classier" clientele. Read these messages for more details, and keep your fingers crossed. |
