HOW TO MAKE SCAT PENS



I got an e-mail on how to make Scat Pens (Zeke's drug that killed the aliens) from Zippy235@aol.com and thought it'd be fun to post it on this page.

This is not suggesting you stuff your pens with crack or anything, but it's something about the Faculty and I thought you might enjoy.

WHAT YOU NEED (for 1 pen):
1 -- bic Pen (cheap ones that businesses give away... white with cap on end)
that can be taken apart
1 -- package of smarties or Pixy Stix
Cutips
Scotch Tape
Rubber Gloves
Aluminum Foil
Razor Blade or scissors (Razor preferred)
Rolling Pin
Ziploc Freezer Bag

HOW TO MAKE A SCAT PEN:
Lay out aluminum foil and put on your gloves. Take the pen apart at the front. (Take the lid off the pen and pull out the part where the ink comes out). Pull out the ink (THIS GETS MESSY!) and throw it away. Keep the ballpoint part though! Take the cutip and pull off some of the cotton... clean the inside of the tip of the pen, getting out all the ink you can. Then take a piece of scotch tape and stick it over the hole in the ballpoint. Then take the razor blade to get it in a perfect shape around it. Then, take the smarties and put them in the freezer bag. Smash them up into a powder using the rolling pin, and then put it into the pen. (If you are using pixy stix, you don't need to do that) Then put the tip on, and the lid, and you're all set!

WARNING: Sniffing sugar will make your nose hurt, but it's pretty harmless as far as I know (Personally, I would rather just pull the cap off and eat the sugar)... What ever you do JUST DON'T SMOKE IT!

Scat Pens - Zippy's cool site on scat pens. Enter his contest to win free scat pens and other cool prizes

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