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Things To Do

That's right, not "activity" -- "passitivity." If you want "activity" then get away from your computer.

Reading Is Fundamental

Ender's Game (the original novella) by Orson Scott Card
Creative Class War by Richard Florida (an essay -- check out the lead graphic!)
Cooking to Hook Up by Ann Marie Michaels and Drew Campbell. Recipes with an agenda.
Ike Turner's Guide to Restoring America's Honor by Ken McIntyre
Guts by Chuck Palahniuk
Journal of a New COBRA Recruit by Keith Pille

Pissing the Night Away

Church Sign Generator - The best evangelization tool EVER.
The Glengarry Mix - What should've been on the soundtrack to Glengarry Glen Ross.
I Despise You and Your So-Called Taste - The most informed and unbiased music critic EVER.
The Oracle of Starbucks - Truly spooky, moreso than anything you'll find on the next site listed below...
Facade - Online divination

Really Passive

Just sit back and soak it all in.

The Official Ninja Homepage - Go ninja, go ninja, go!
Your Mom - is so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck. - Just don't blow yourself up with the old anarchist cookbook-wannabe explosive recipes.

Collection of the Strange

The oddities that I had to put somewhere.

Ogre Battle - What I understand to be the "classic Lightning Bolt LARP video." Here are comments about said video.
Nunchuck Tard - A Jim Kelly wannabe pretending to be Bruce Lee. Don't try this at home. Really, for your own safety, don't try this at home.

Last updated for probably the last time: April 2005
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