Speech

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speeches to the
Deaf Society.
All  are keen to make an impression on their audience.

The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by
rubbing first his
chest  and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask
him what he was doing.
"Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus
Ladies and by rubbing
my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started
:Ladies
and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one
better than that
English  bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with
his
fingers above his head  before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he
explained" By imitating
antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by
saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen".

On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to himself I'll go one
further than those
mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above
his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating
furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he
explained," by  imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and
then
masturbating I was starting my
speech by saying Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great
pleasure......."

hahaha...!