Song Lyrics :
Click here to listen to the Opening Song.
I'm going down to South Park gonna have my self a time
Friendly faces everywhere humble folks without temptation
Goin down to South Park gonna leave my woes behind
Ample parking day or night friendly people shouting howdy neighbor !
Heading on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind
CAUTION!!! What Kenny says is extremely perverted! Click here to read it, but read at your own risk!
Come on down to South Park & meet some friends of mine !
Cartman making fun of Stan's dog.
Terrence and Philip at work.
Cartman having a 'Nam flashback.
Cartman on dolphins.
Cartman on rainbows.
Grandpa on Cartman's dad.
Episode Listings :
|Episode 101||Cartman Gets An Anal Probe||Cartman is abducted by aliens and is anally probed, 80 foot satellite sticks out of his ass.||9/10|
|Episode 102||Volcano||The boys go hunting for Scuzzlebutt (Patric Duffy as a leg) and a volcano erupts.||5/10|
|Episode 103||Weight Gain 4000||Kathy Lee Gifford comes to South Park and Cartman wants to beef up to be on TV with her .||10/10|
|Episode 104||Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride||Stan's dog is gay and runs away to Big Gay Al, Brain Boitano featured in Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride. .||10/10|
|Episode 105||Elephant Makes Love To A Pig||The boys try to make a elephant the size of a pig, Stan is genetically cloned.||9/10|
|Episode 106||Death||Stan's Grandpa tries to get him to kill him, his parents try to get a TV show taken of the air, Terrence and Philip featured.||9/10|
|Episode 107||Pinkeye||A pinkeye epededimic spreads through South Park, Kenny dies, Comes back to life, Gets killed, Then comes back to life, Cartman dresses up as Adolf Hilter.||5/10|
Kyle Broslofski - Local jewish boy, ok receiver, not too good at QB
Stan Marsh - Leader of the pack, Wants to make sweet love, Cows QB, has a gay dog
Eric Cartman - "I'm not fat I'm big-boned"
Kenny McKormik- Doesn't say much, not that you can understand it, but he's vulgar nonetheless
Wendy Testeburger - Seems to like Stan, despite his vomit problem
Ike - Kyle's little brother
Ms. Cartman - Cartman's Mom
Chef - The school, well, chef
Blonde Bimbo - One of chef's little treats
Brunette Bimbo - Another of chef's little treats
Uncle Jimbo - Stan's Uncle, Loves to hunt
Ned - Uncle Jimbo's war buddy and long time hunting partner
Randy Marsh- South Park Seismologist and Stan's Father
Mrs. Mayor - South Park's melodramatic Mayor
Officer Barbrady - Apparently the only law in town
Ms. Crabtree - The bus driver with an attitude
Mr. Garrison - School teacher, not too bright
Mr. Hat - Mr. Garrison's alter ego
Rocky Mountain Black Bear, one of the few remaining of it's kind
Scuzzlebutt - Lord of The Mountain
Moo Moo Moo
Santa Claus, if you look close enough, you'll see him
Jesus Christ, Lord and Savior - not necessarily of South Park, but he'll buy you a smoothie
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