For those of meeker modems, my domain hath the appellation:
"Image and Table Intensive."
Behold! Heed my warning before you arrive one step hence,
spellbound by unforeseen visions lurking in the Gatehouse.
My wretched vex detained one hapless victim.
Shield thyself from such wizardry...
unless thine doth dine with finer men than he.
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Stand before the gates!
Thy be traveler since May / 29 / 2003
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