Would you kiss Elton John for a night with Gary?
No, I'd rather kiss a mongoose!
Depends on exactly where I'd have to kiss him!
To get Gary's attention I would:
Take off all my clothes, jump on his piano and sing my own rendition of "I'm Bad"
Become a toilet cleaner and offer to work for him!"
Nothin'...he already loves me deep down.
Confess your love to Gary: