These anecdotes are always true:

The Mountain Biking Collection
The Toboggan Story
The Rope Story
The Precipitator Story
The Library Story
The unMighty Duck Story
The Worried Smoker Story
The Substitute Teacher Story
The Rigged Contest Story

A link up there relates accidents regarding mountain biking.

Another link is about tobogganning.

There's also one about rope.

The one about the precipitator is up there too.

The quiet story is about the library and soup.

More mountainbiking, but this time with ducks.

Smoking will kill you, and I'll die laughing.

Substitute teaching will kill you, and I'll die laughing.

If you've ever been screwed because of a damn contest, then there's a story up
there especially for you.
 

Note: I spent a lot of time writing all of this crap.  The least you could do is lie about
reading it.