Welcome members and new comers to our page dedicated to the destruction and/or exile of Gods worst mistake: The hideous, evil and malevolent Panda Bear!
Why the Panda is evil:
Every animal in the world of nature serves it's on purpose for the circle of life. But what does the Panda do?
NOTHING FOR NOBODY!! They do not contribute anything to the world of nature. They sit in their trees like big shots and eat bamboo, bugs and other naughty bits. Or so they want us to believe, that they're humble herbivores
But little does the general public know that the Panda is a VICIOUS CARNIVORE!A horrible meat eating Monster!!. Many a lives have been shattered by vicious Panda Bear attacks. Families have been destroyed, lives rearranged all because this creature is too cute to dispose of!
Well let me tell you something, if you turn your back on this CUTE and CUDDLY creature he won't think twice about flossing their teeth with your tripe!! That's the truth, and we all have to face it sometime. If left unhindered these vial critters will breed like insects until the Earth is over run with these hellions!!
(Above) An evil, evil panda displaying why they must be destroyed.
What our club proposes to do:
1)Dispose of the Fiends:They may cry and plead and give you those cute Googly eyes when you try and dispose of them, but don't you listen. Even when a big wad of cash emerges from their little panda wallets; YOU STAND STRONG AND DO WHAT MUST BE DONE!They must be destroyed at all costs, and any object that you have in your arsenal could and should be used to aid in our holy battle against evil.
For instance: You are stuck in a corner of a library, a fierce panda starving for food comes lumbering around a corner and begins to charge madly at you. What do you do?
YOU JAB THE BASTARD IN THE EYE WITH A PENCIL!
2) Reduce Waste:Like most clubs these days we are aware of the environment and the hazards that vast amounts of needless waste causes. We are also aware that recycling is something that must be done. Therefore we've decided to make cute little panda hats and coats once their reign of terror has been ended. They will be all the rage. We think of this as our way of chipping in for good ol' mother Earth.
3) Party Down:Nothing beats a good ol' shin dig after a panda massacre. Knowing that these demonic monsters are burning in hell will give anyone good reason to get good and plastered.
Above. A benevolent creature of pure evil.