Here is a taste of the evil minds that brought you this stupid page
HAILS FROM:North Western Ontario, Canada (where evil runs rampant)
PAST CRIMES COMMITED:Kicked cute and cuddly puppies, didn't recycle, picks nose, farts openly.
MOST RECENT CRIME COMMITED:Refused to wear pants to work.
QUOTES:"Why am I always so
stinky?", "You just wait till your back is
turned, THEN I'll kick your ass!!", "Yes
HAILS FROM: Mars, and sometimes Ontario, Canada
FAVOURITE BOOKS: Charles Mansons Autobiography, Catcher in the Rye.
PAST CRIMES COMMITED:Made Pizza Hut recall their "All you can eat Buffet" policy, didn't listen to mommy dearest, likes the Toronto Maple Leafs
|QUOTABLE QUOTES: "I like peaches", "Blood and souls my Lord Arioch.....Blood and souls!"|
HAILS FROM:He's schizophrenic, therefore he hails from lots of places.
AGE:Well since he's schizo; 25(male), 45(mexican woman), 52 (sperm whale), 85(male/female)
PAST CRIMES COMMITED:Stole candy from a baby, pees in pools, has a hand puppet named 'Captain Bilbo', watches Star Trek.
|QUOTABLE QUOTES:"GET OUT OF MY HEAD YOU GUYS!!!! I'm trying to watch Ally MacBeal for crying out loud!"|