When's To Much Coffee
- Everyone has his or her definituion of the perfect cup of coffee.
- HOW MUCH IS TO MUCH??? - Here's how you can tell if you've been
quaffing to much coffee [with thanks to David Letterman & the New
1.] When you call a radio talk show & they ask you to turn yourself
2.] Your passing everybody on the freeway when suddenly you realize
your not in a car.
3.] You run around your company board room yeling, "I've got a great
idea! A Disney World in France! We'll call it Eurodisney."
4.] You can't stop saying "No"
5.]Last time you got a good nights sleep, Madona was a virgin.
6.] Your shaking like a Mexican space shuttle.
7.] You jam a fork into the waiters hand when he tries to switch your
regular coffee with Folger's crystals.
8.] You go nuts over a little thing like a car alarm.
9.] Like our stage manager Biff Henderson, it starts spraying out of
10.] Your up to four heart attacks a day!@