- Everyone has his or her definituion of the perfect cup of coffee.

- HOW MUCH IS TO MUCH??? - Here's how you can tell if you've been      
quaffing to much coffee [with thanks to David Letterman & the New    
York Times].

1.] When you call a radio talk show & they ask you to turn yourself
down.

2.] Your passing everybody on the freeway when suddenly you realize 
your not in a car.

3.] You run around your company board room yeling, "I've got a great
idea! A Disney World in France! We'll call it Eurodisney."

4.] You can't stop saying "No"

5.]Last time you got a good nights sleep, Madona was a virgin.

6.] Your shaking like a Mexican space shuttle.

7.] You jam a fork into the waiters hand when he tries to switch your
regular coffee with Folger's crystals.

8.] You go nuts over a little thing like a car alarm.

9.] Like our stage manager Biff Henderson, it starts spraying out of
your ears.

10.] Your up to four heart attacks a day!@

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