Governmental Cows |
| Socialism: If you
have two cows, you give your neighbour one of them. Communism: If you have
two cows, you give them to the government, and the government gives you some
milk. Facism: If you have
two cows, you give them to the government, and the government sells you some
milk. New Dealism: If you
have two cows, you shoot one, milk the other, and pour the milk down the drain.
Nazism: If you have
two cows, the government shoots you and keeps the cows. Capitalism: If you have two cows, you sell one and buy a bull, [you might even sell the bull's services].@ |