"Hello?" Says a little girl's voice.

"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?"

"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank."

After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an uncle Frank, honey!"

"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy!"

"Okay, then. Here's what I want you to do. Put down the phone, run
upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout in to mommy
and uncle Frank that my car's just pulled up outside the house."

"Okay, Daddy!"

A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did
what you said, Daddy."

"And what happened?"

"Well, mommy jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and went out the front
window and now she's all dead."

"Oh my God. And what about uncle Frank?"

"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on, too, and he was all scared
and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool, but he
must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he
hit the bottom of the swimming pool and now he's dead, too."

There is a long pause, then Bob says, "Swimming pool? Is this 555-6677?" @