The Call Home!
realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing
machine is coming around at noon. So Bob heads back to the clubhouse
and phones home.
"Hello?" Says a little girl's voice.
"Hi, honey, it's Daddy," says Bob. "Is mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Bob says, "But you haven't got an uncle Frank, honey!"
"Yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with mommy!"
"Okay, then. Here's what I want you
to do. Put down the phone, run
A few minutes later, the little girl
comes back to the phone. "Well, I did
"And what happened?"
"Well, mommy jumped out of bed with
no clothes on and ran
"Oh my God. And what about uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes
on, too, and he was all scared
There is a long pause, then Bob says,
"Swimming pool? Is this 555-6677?" @
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