Remember, old folks are worth a fortune,
with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth,
stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet,
and gas in their stomach.
I have become older since I last saw you
and a few changes have come into my life
since then. Frankly, I have become
quite a frivolous old gal ... I am seeing
five gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up, will power helps
me out of bed, after which I go to see
John. Later Charlie Horse comes along
and he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves Arthur Ritis shows up,
and stays the rest of the day. He doesn't
like to stay in one place very long so he
takes me from joint to joint, after such a
busy day I'm really tired and glad to go to
bed with Ben Gay. What a life!!!
P.S. The preacher called the other day and
Said at my age I should be thinking
About the hereafter. I told him, "I do
that all the time. No matter where I am
- in the parlour, kitchen, upstairs, or p;
down in the basement, I ask myself,
'What am I hereafter?'"@
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