Read about the weirdest thing I've ever seen, but be warned: naughty bits are mentioned.
I can put a pool ball in my mouth and take it out without it touching my teeth.
I liked Kenny Rogers, Buck Owens, Johnny Cash, etc. as a child.
I once had a song written about me entitled "He Likes To Climb Trees."
I love flowers and classical music, but despite the assumptions of many, am not gay.
I am constantly bothered by the fact that somewhere in the world is the best pizza, and the odds are overwhelmingly against me ever having any.
My cat loves cherry tomatoes
It's always bothered me that "smegma" means what it means, because otherwise it's SUCH a cool word.
Chopping wood is one of my favorite activities.
One of the most important lessons I've ever learned: Never--even if she IS wearing a poncho and a flowery hat---never, Never, NEVER tell a woman that she looks "...like a cross between Mary Poppins and 'The Man With No Name' from the Clint Eastwood Spaghetti Westerns."
When spoken by many a native Long Islander, my name and the word "you" sound confusingly alike.
My worst pet peeve: Getting water sprayed on my glasses.
Anyone into dream psychology? Read about MY WEIRDEST DREAM EVER.
Someday I want to go to Ottowa because I like the name.
Some incredibly insightful quotes about me from friends: My ultimate dream woman: An intelligent, funny redhead, taller than me(I'm 6'2"), who likes hiking, finds quantum physics interesting, and has no qualms about belching openly.
My favorite male name is "Jubal".
"The Blob" was my worst childhood fear.
I have never read The Hobbit.
Read about one of the worst experiences of my life.