|Me? You want to know about me? Why?|
Other things people like to call me: Iguana, and some people insist on calling me Ilana. I don't know why.
Birth Date: Two horses, one past unlucky. Figure it out.
Relationship Status: Not telling. But I'm happy with it, so leave me alone.
Where I live: Oregon (that's all I'm saying)
Height: 5'8" (without my Docs on)
Weight: None of your damn business
Family: Two brothers and a sister, all younger. Of course parents and stuff like that.
What I will study in college if and when I get the money: Criminology.
Pets: One black cat named Osiris.
Colour: Black, blue, purple. Black mostly.
Ice Cream: Raspberry Sherbet.
Drink (non-alcoholic): Dr. Pepper
Real Drink: Rum and Dr. Pepper... and mead.
Car: The tall kind. Like an SUV or something.
TV Shows: X-Files, I Love Lucy, Simpsons, Jeopardy (aka the DUH show), Saturday Night Live, Frasier (the only intelligent sitcom out there), South Park (now there's a contrast), Dateline, 60 Minutes, any other documentary or news type shows, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Mr. Bean, Thin Blue Line, Drew Carey, Whose Line Is It Anyway, 3rd Rock From the Sun.
Bands/Musicians: Metallica, The Cure, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Sarah McLachlan, Cherry Poppin Daddies, Garbage, The Cranberries, Soundgarden, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, REM, Beatles, Jefferson Airplane, The Doors, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Everclear, Smashing Pumpkins, Stone Temple Pilots, John Lennon, Oasis, Pearl Jam, Eve 6, Blink 182, Lit, Filter, Orgy, Vertical Horizon, Oleander, Godsmack, Chris Cornell, Tori Amos, Queen, The Offspring, any and all classical music and big band music.
Movies: The Matrix, Apollo 13, Interview with the Vampire, The X-Files Movie, anything Monty Python, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Saving Private Ryan, Forrest Gump, Elizabeth, Blair Witch Project, The Shining, 2001.
Authors: Dante, Herman Melville, Anne Rice, David Eddings, J.R.R. Tolkien, C.S. Lewis, Stephen King, Michael Crichton, Robin Cook, Agatha Christie, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft, Bram Stoker, Shakespeare, Robert Jordan, Kurt Vonnegut.
Day of the Week: Saturday
City: Portland, Oregon or New York... Portland's slightly more accessible.
Miscellaneous Things about Loni
I seem to have a British affectation. Every so often I will catch myself slipping into an accent. And I have been spelling British ever since I was in high school, and then it was just because it annoyed all my teachers. Now it's habit.
I'm not really as weird as I seem. I'm really quite calm and rational. It's just that no one sees that side of me because somehow I can't show it.
I'm very opinionated and outspoken. If someone says or does something I don't like, they know it right away.
I am a slob but at the same time I am sometimes so organised it can only be described as anal-retentive.
I still play video games.
I am impatient and stubborn and sometimes rather misanthropic.
But it is very important to me to know that I have friends.
I LOVE to read. I'm currently reading Robert Jordan's Wheel of Time series..
I am not as much of an airhead as I seem to be. Really.
Yes, after I have had it pointed out to me several times, I am a snob. Oh well.
I am very happy living in Oregon and don't ever want to leave.
And I love the rain.