There have been this many visitors to this page since 8/3/96:
Thanks to these guys for the counter.
Hereís what else you can find here....
A small but perfectly formed family!
Click here to see the rest of my shout-outs. See your name in print!
Shit, never realised I knew so many Netpeople! If you want to have a homepage too, just see the nice folks at Beverly Hills Homepages . Tell Ďem Ed sent you, and theyíll fix you up a treat! And for this month only, all youíll pay is the special price of nothing.
And also have a look at
Happy Clown FAQ - everything you wanted to know about Ed the happy clown, but couldn't find the words to ask.
Or be really daring and go to
Henry's Homepagewhere you can learn all about the man behind the clown (ie my "real" homepage with all the boring stuff)
Thatís probably because Iím tone-deaf! Luckily, this man isnít - Paul Kelly , possibly the greatest singer-songwriter ever. Check out the link, then go buy some of his records. Just trust me on this one!
"Have you heard about the new hand-dryers in the mens?" "I thought that was just a rumour!" If you like this show then play the Friends drinking game
. Or download a Friends screen saver
Or go here to hear Chandler talk about his third nipple
"These pretzels are making me thirsty" Pretzels, Juju fruits, Junior Mints and Pez dispensers can be found at the Seinfeld Home Page Or try the Seinfeld drinking game (not as good)
"Welease Woderick" Well, this isnít really much of a link I suppose, but there you have it.
You will need: a computer mouse, a 10" by 6" piece of paper and a hammer, some chicken giblets.
The trick: Place your mouse in the centre of the piece of paper. Fold the edges around it so it is completely covered. Raise the hammer high above your head, with the steel glinting in the setting sun, and then bring it down - wham! - with a vivid crunch - onto the piece of paper. Repeat two or three times. To the audience it will look as though the mouse has been completely destroyed. Next, strip yourself naked and rub the chicken giblets over yourself. Run out of your house and down your street singing "I am a little green goblin". From your cell, ask yourself why you ever listened to Ed the happy clown.
Please don't email me. Unless you really want to.
If you want to talk to me, this is as good a place as any to find me: The Noah-Net chat annex
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