Yes, I am drunk. But by tomorrow morning you'll still be ugly...
You'll never be the man your mother was.
You sound like a shit salesman with a mouthfull of samples.
from John C. Gaughan
Why is an orange orange?
Because you can't clean windows with a spade!
from R B
You can lead a horticulture, but you cannot make her think.
from Jon Sorenson
samer one was here 2002
Dream as though you'll live forever...live as though you will die today
God created man, then woman. Woman created child, child became man. Man did woman, woman created child. Hell, woman seem to do a lot in this place!
from Árvai Katalin
Ladies: I wish you luck in your never ending search for your penis!
from sarah morrow
Guys are good for two things:
But then again, you can buy a bra for support, and go to a bank for sperm.
TAI, I want u to think about it
The less you know... the less insane I'll be.
from Eric Davis