I just love reading grafitti on the bathroom walls, don't you? You go to the bathroom and end up spending 20 minutes in the stall just reading...well, I do anyway. :) Here's some grafitti that I've found either on the net or in real life. Down at the bottom of the page you'll see links to 14 other walls that were written on by people through ScrawlWall (a kind of wiki for you techies out there). Unfortunately the ScrawlWall is gone but you can still have a quick scribble and submit some grafitti of your own by sending me an email. I'll put it up if it hasn't been used before. Click on these links to see the latest grafitti that's been submitted:
Be nice to your children; they get to pick your nursing home.by Shelley
Sign on contraceptive dispenser in men's room: "this chewing gum tastes like rubber".
Found on the restroom of a music conservatory: Ladies, please refrain from clapping between movements, and do remain seated throughout the entire performance. Thank you. From Carrie.
As most people that have ever had the unpleasant experience of using a porta john, it was made at least a little funnier by the pen of a fool: as you looked straight ahead you see look up, as you look up you see look right, looking right you see look left, looking left it says look down you're probably going to need a change of pants after all this looking around! From pinkston.
"A man who stands on the toilet is high on pot"
Sign high on wall over men's urinal: "What are you looking up here for? Ashamed of it?" From Phil the funseeker
Maturity is Highly Overated!
Working for a boss is like smoking dope...the harder you suck, the higher you get !! From Mark Fairweather
Dip me in honey and feed me to the Lesbians! From Nanster
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
Each day I make my own little revolution; I speak my mind. From Wanda Miroslava Peguero
I hated flies, then I opened one. From D Conrad
Q: Why don't mathematicians get constipation?
A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!
The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
Beauty is only a light switch away.
I may have lost my virginity, but I still have the box it came in!! From Jeff Stone
Confucius say: STOP QUOTING ME!
LIFE'S A BITCH and then u die
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you
Live each day as if it was your last day..... and one day you will be right. From Parag
Mothers of boys work from son up to son down.
Love is the leap that can't be denied.
Of course God created man before woman, but then again, you always make a rough
draft before the final masterpiece.
Sign on a condom machine:
Imagine if the whole world farted all at once.
Mother Mary we believe
"I've been told most people smoke after sex... I LEAVE people smoking after sex." From Will
Yesterday is History, Tomorrow is a Mystery and Today is a gift:
God gave man a dick and a brain, but only enough blood to use one at a time. From Erik Ellefson
A HEART IS NOT A TOKEN
HE'LL HOLD YOU IN HIS ARMS
I GAVE MY HEART TO ________(NAME OF GUY)
Sticks and stones may break my bones
"Tis the lost kingdom of childhood that I am in constant search of..."
Send women out to war, they're used to the sight of blood.
ladies, if you love your man
Blessed are the meek; for we shall inherit the earth....
* A Sign Above The Mirror In A Guy's Restroom *
* A Sign Above The Mirror In A Woman's Restroom *
Q: Who has more power; men or women?
Here I sit
This is teepee to go pee pee.
IF WE CAN PUT A MAN ON THE MOON, WHY CAN'T WE PUT THEM ALL THERE
Women who seek equality with men lack ambition
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