Anti-Misty

Short Description of Why:
What purpose does Misty serve? To degrade the female gender? Her presence is a disgrace to anime, and her ugliness just disgusts viewers of Pokemon. Here is a short list of reasons why she makes the definition of "Misty" so terrible.

Yes, yes, I've posted these before. But this is a more general listing without the direct episode evidence. I figured those episodes were obsolete in the directing of these reasons, which are self-explanatory to anyone who has watched the show.


Top Ten Reasons Why Misty Sucks
1. She's a whiny blowhard; she always has something to whine about.
2. She gets in the way of Brock and Ash. Ever heard of a third wheel complex?
3. She's a slutty, superficial brat. She only sees the physical attraction, but nothing with inner beauty.
4. She's plays around with guys, even though she can't get any!
5. She won't admit she likes Ash, but even if she did, he wouldn't reciprocate her feelings!
6. She follows people around just to annoy them to death; she serves no purpose in the group. Just because she felt shadowed by her more beautiful sisters, she needs to follow a group of guys just to be noticed. (but even guys are prettier than she is!)
7. She's a bossy know-it-all. She always needs to hear her own voice. 8. Everyone thinks she's innocent and sweet so they like her, but she really only sucks up to strangers. Really, she's a mean firecracker.
9. She's manipulative and a cheat! She'd do anything just to win! Her dirty tricks may fool others, but we see the truth.
10. She's a spoiled brat who only appreciates things when she gets what she wants! She isn't nice to her Pokemon unless they do her dirty work (Ash is always kind to his Pokemon). She's a shopaholic and nothing will get in her way when she has something, even if it includes whining (oh, wait, that was the first reason!).


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