Watch your witness?
Your actions are your strongest witness to a doubting world
A woman pulls up to a red light behind ONE other car. She notices the
driver of the car in front of her is talking on his CELL phone, and
appears to be shuffling through some papers on the seat beside him.
The light turns GREEN, but the man doesn't notice the light change.
The woman begins pounding on her steering wheel, and yelling at the
man to move! The man doesn't move!
The woman is going ballistic inside her car, ranting and raving at the man,
pounding on her steering wheel and dash.
The light turns YELLOW. The woman begins to blow the car horn, and
scream curses at the man.
The man, hearing the commotion, looks up, sees the YELLOW light, and
accelerates through the intersection just as the light turns RED.
The woman is beside herself, she is screaming and is very frustrated, as
she misses her chance to get through the intersection.
As she is still in mid-rant she hears a TAP on her window, and looks up
into the barrel of a GUN held by a very-serious-looking policeman.
The policeman tells her to shut off her car while keeping both hands in
sight. She complies, and is SPEECHLESS at what is happening. After she
shuts off the engine the policeman ORDERS her to exit the car with her hands up.
The woman gets out of the car, and the policeman orders her to turn and place
her hands on the car. She turns, places her hands on the car roof, and
quickly is cuffed, and hustled into the patrol car.
The woman is too BEWILDERED by the chain of events to ask any QUESTIONS,
and she is driven to the police station — where she is FINGERPRINTED,
PHOTOGRAPHED, SEARCHED, BOOKED, AND PLACED INTO A CELL.
After a couple of hours a policeman approaches the cell, and opens the door
She is escorted back to the BOOKING DESK where the original officer is
waiting with her personal effects.
The policeman hands her the bag containing her things, and says,
"I'm sorry for this MISTAKE, but you see, I pulled up behind your car
while you were blowing your horn, and cursing a blue streak
at the car in front of you. I noticed the "CHOOSE LIFE"
license plate holder, and the "FOLLOW ME TO SUNDAY SCHOOL" bumper
sticker, and the chrome plated "CHRISTIAN FISH EMBLEM" on the trunk,
SO NATURALLY I ASSUMED YOU HAD STOLEN THE CAR.”
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