Hi Everybody! I'm OrneryPest!
I did this site for Netscrape Navelgazer 4.5 but I hope it works okay on other intermuck bruisers.
In fact, I'm currently using Opera, and it works great, but please don't tell anybody. They'll want one, too.
But just to aggravate you-all high-tech folks, I did it in 640x480 which nobody is using anymore,
so just put on your granny glasses and enjoy.
Now if you think you want to know anything about me, just click on whatever suits your fancy.
Job :: Family :: Home Life :: Bikes :: Garden :: Woodworking :: Memories
Likes & Dislikes :: Cats :: Computer
MY DEMENTED DIARY
Introduction :: Newest Delusional Hogwash :: Stale Stuff :: Guest Book
"Good sense is of all things in the world the most equally distributed, for everybody
thinks himself so abundantly provided with it, that even those most difficult to please
in all other matters do not commonly desire more of it than they already possess."
-- Rene Descartes (Translation by Elizabeth S. Haldane and G. R. T. Ross.)
I bet it sounded even better in the original French.
Religion :: Politics :: Driving :: Witches :: Blasphemy :: Booze :: Morals :: Science :: Speeches
Bike Gears :: Fat People :: Bible :: Marriage :: Labor Unions :: Dining Out :: Onions :: Hunting
Logic :: Spam :: Bike Trails :: Carnal Lust :: Laws :: Inventions
The Big Brown Livestock Droppings Award
A Walk Through the Valley of the Shadow
"For all to choose freely their beliefs without proof and then to condemn one another
for choosing different beliefs is the Plan of Satan." -- Ancient Persian proverb
Seven :: Eight :: Nine :: Ten :: Eleven :: Twelve :: Thirteen :: Fourteen :: Fifteen
Sixteen :: Seventeen :: Eighteen :: Nineteen :: Twenty :: Twenty-one
Twenty-two :: Twenty-three :: Twenty-four :: Twenty-five
"And those who love their several arts exhaust themselves in working at them,
unwashed and without food." -- Marcus Aurelius
Erroneous Knight :: Page's Quest :: Great Revolt :: Purloined Throne :: Conniving Count
Vicious Virus :: Old King :: Marvelous Pig :: Bread Knife :: Wandering Cows
Zorb the Sacred Crocodile :: Painted Church :: Rainy Days
Write a Ballad :: Little Johnny :: Tiki Bar :: Tailhook Pilots
Click on these dragons for my Just Fun Pix.
"Sometimes the dragon wins. That's why there's such a shortage of white knights."
-- Dick Wildes Printing Co., Inc.
But there's no shortage of dragons.
I LINK, THEREFORE I AM.
Well, folks, here is my home page. I don't know what else to do with it.
Anyone have any suggestions, complaints, or anything else to lay onto my earlobe?
Take your choice of guestbook or e-mail,
and oh by the way the guestbook joyfully accepts images. (Keep it more or less G - rated, please.)
Sorry, folks, my guestbook host appears to have enabled some sorta
"security feature" that I haven't been able to disable, so it probably
won't let you sign it. So just scroll back up and sign the guestbook
associated with My Demented Diary which I think still works.
View Archived Guestbook #3
View Archived Guestbook #2
View Archived Guestbook #1
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Awards and gifts from some wonderful cyber-friends
"Leisure is the most beautiful of all garments, but those who will wear no other
soon find themselves nude." -- (source unknown)
"If you don't much care where you want to get to then it doesn't much matter
which way you go." -- Advice from the Cheshire Cat.
Finished here? Come and sing with us!
Or maybe worship a crocodile?
Oh well, then just go anywhere.
Oh by the way, if you're one of those insufferable snooty folks who think
you've just gotta have a (gasp) banner (shudder) to link to me, I suppose
I'll let you download this one for the purpose, if you really insist.
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