(Stuff You Don't Want To Know) Okay, I don't like to talk about myself to strangers, so here's the usual info. I suppose many of you would not like to know or care about what dull lives people who build web sites have, so I'll keep it short in my long overbearing way. I live in L.A.... ('nuff said) I created this site as a fan site because I feel the inkling of an obsessed breathing down my neck like my own Mr. Hyde, and I probably feel I can better the world artistically through this. Communication is the key, let's use it. Still, you'd have to give more than a damn to be reading this. Perhaps if you DO care e-mail me we all could use the therapy. My name is not particularly important, though I'm just, "Hey, you. Yeah, with the stupid face," to everyone else. If you haven't noticed, my name's only written on every cursed page here.

(Are You still reading this?)

I am 18 years old so far as I know, and I will remain that way until I am ten and nine on the morning of J.S. Bach's birth. NOTE: I wrote this intro when I was 17, and it took me over a year to revise it, meaning I just cut out paragraphs entirely.) All right, this has gotten boring enough, this self-reflection segment is over! Go talk to Orson!

Did I mention my psychological temperament? I've always believed what Martin Scorsese said when he said that Orson was the man responsible for more people entering the world of film.

It's all true!

Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend too much time at the movies, hell, I hardly go to the movies so get that image of me out of your head. I get more than my share of sun out here. Exceptions: I would love to see "Citizen Kane", "Psycho", or "2001: A Space Odyssey" on the big screen. Correction: I HAVE seen Psycho on the big screen, and I blew the chance to see Kane, that's one good thing about L.A. - your favorites are always playing SOMEWHERE. (As of the time, you DAVID HAFFNER, are reading this, I've seen most Kubrick and Welles stuff on the big screen)There'll be some more information on me if I get around to it. That's about it for my declaration of principles. Good luck reading this, Haffner!

Yes, those images to your right are randomly generated